Top Ten Indicators Your Preschooler Watches Too Much TV

10. Knows he can save hundreds of dollars on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

9. Asks to watch COPS.

8. Can tell you which cable networks broadcast his favorite shows.

7. When he sees an apple, he says "Applebee's, Get It Together Baby."

6. Favorite jingle is "800-588-2300 Empiiiire".

5. Conversations often involve direct quoting from favorite shows.

4. Pretend play involves him being one character and mommy being the sidekick.

3. When leaving Target, and upon seeing the store across the street, says "we need to go to Best Buy now." And yes, Best Buy is across the street.

2. In the rare instance the tv is actually off, stands and stares at it waiting for the life to come back.

And the number one reason you know your preschooler watches too much tv....
First thing in the morning he walks directly to the tv and turns it on faster than you can turn on the coffeemaker.