Me Neither! Monday - Confession Without Possession

Have you ever left your four year old alone a little too long, and a bag of flour on the kitchen counter, at the same time, even though you should have learned a valuable lesson after "the powdered sugar incident"?

Have you ever fed your child a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast, a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich for lunch, and then another peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner, just because that's what he asked for and you just weren't in the mood to deal with a tantrum?

Have you ever made two separate trips to the emergency room for your family in one week, because of accidents?

Have you ever thrown away various toys, toy parts and things that are not toys at all but have been made into toys because they are otherwise junk, when the kids weren't looking? And then later out and out lied when asked if you know where said "toys" are located?

Have you ever purchased event tickets and made plans for yourself and your husband, and then told him about it?

Have you ever considered using mouthwash as a suitable alternative for actually brushing your teeth at night?

Yeah, Me Neither! As if!